daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

agnomechild:

High def Slayer. use it well my young Gnome Child.

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

weloveshortvideos:

Me as a parent 

Vine by Brock Hemsworth

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

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thebakerstreetboyz:

malfoy-thebouncing-ferret:

the-mispookyvous-loki:

gingeronastick:

ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

nintendonut1:

breathingocean:

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reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

dude holy shit you’re right.

IT’S SO CRISP MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN

I just really like this song

woah

unshaped:

so cute but heartbreaking at the same time

im-the-real-fat-shady:

eyebrow game strong

i dont want to talk about Cedric too much so it doesnt seem like “OHOH APPLEJACK IS SO HOT I WANT TO STICK MY PENIS INSIDE HE CUTE HORSE PUSY HHH” it just seems so weird against a childs show?? (dont get me wrong nsfw shipping fanart and fanfiction is ok, but sex conffesions about characters is so.. eh„ like everyone has a wild imagination and fantasions over some characters but when those words are spoken it all sounds like 40 year old pedophile talking about fucking lil girls gid)

Im all about Cedric’s fingers theyre so perfect his palms are s amazing and that booty goddamn it im not even talking about his face i want to kiss all over it im dyingg im sorry 

the moment when even tho u loved the character before but you just now get the tightening feeeling in your chest like you’ve fallen in love with them for the first time„, why cant fictional characters go out of the screen finger me and vanish its all i ask for omg

where exactly is the uretha? im not sure how to find it///
Anonim

mh „ just above the vag, 

you can also locate it by peeing and looking from which hole the pee escapes uvu

real-faker:

nhaingen came up with an AU I really like…

But I can’t really remember how to draw south parks so they look different every time I draw them these days.  Bottom is warm up doodles, and Top is slightly less crappy doodles.

Anyway, have some creepy monster children.  In some sort of AU.